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[diosauria]

[this is the sound of someone fumbling with buttons and not realizing the recording's started]

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[sullenstallion]

Kite was some sort of monster thing, right? What did he think was going to happen when he ate him?

[People don't. Eat monsters for a reason. Also, it's gross. Tony is gross. Diego will be able to pick up on the disgust in Dylas' voice, but it comes from actually thinking about eating people (or monsters).]

Nope. Best thing that happened here in a while, actually. The rain swept out a bunch of monsters from the tunnels, so I was fishing for a while.

[diosauria]

[he snorts in agreement-- he knows exactly what Tony was after, but he's still an idiot for pursuing it the way he did and not expecting the consequences.] Who knows. But the important thing is that Kite is gone now.

You finally got to use it. [the fishing pole, that is. and hey, do you remember how we first met?*] Was it better than fishing in the well?

[*this is a reference to a kanye song, appreciate it]

[sullenstallion]

I'm not gonna miss that asshole. Good riddance.

[He scoffs. That's that. Kite is dead...and from the sound of it, that's pretty much all that can be said about it.]

Hell, yeah. The fish were disgusting, but there wasn't anything I couldn't catch.

[diosauria]

[he laughs] There you go. Some good came out of that bastard after all.

[sullenstallion]

Tch. It pisses me off that I could only fish because of him. Suddenly, it doesn't feel as fun as it seemed a minute ago.

[diosauria]

Think of it as your revenge. The only thing his pathetic attempt to drown us accomplished was letting you fish.

[sullenstallion]

[There's a long pause.]

...Between fishing and carrots, I'm beginning to feel like this place is making fun of me. Whatever. I'll enjoy what I can.

[diosauria]

That's the spirit. Do it out of spite.

[a lesson in life from Diego Brando]

[but seriously, this is a lesson in life from Diego Brando.]